Smugglers Inn – Palamartsa

🎥 Please see video tour here – https://youtu.be/zx71ICEXrjI?si=zTW82qj373oA6naT 🛋️ 📺 🍿

Ahoy there, matey! Welcome to Smugglers Inn in Palamartsa – because why settle for a regular Inn when you can have one full of mystery and intrigue! 🏴‍☠️

Set your sights on a vast 4,030 square meters of land – that’s one acre for those who fancy feeling like medieval lords of the manor. This place is so Turn Key, it practically spins around and opens the door for you. Ready to move in, but don’t be fooled – it’s like buying a cake mix; you still get to add your own sprinkles. 🎂
Just a dab of plaster here and a smatter of paint there is mostly all that’s really required to bring this home to show condition and truly call it your own. 🏡

Bask in the tranquility of this ultra-private location – because roadside traffic and nosy neighbors are so last season. Marvel at the internal staircase leading to the upper level, complete with Automatic PIR Sensor Lighting – because who needs a light switch when your house can read your mind? 💡🧠

This cozy abode boasts 3 good-sized bedrooms – just the right amount of space to lose your keys without it becoming a daily treasure hunt. There’s an indoor bathroom, a kitchen/diner that’s practically begging for a cooking show, a utility room for all those mysterious items, a living room where Netflix binging becomes an art form, and an undercover outdoor eating area. Imagine sipping your coffee while the birds and bees gossip in the trees – the original social network. ☕🍃

But wait, there’s more! A two-story building attached to the house, formerly a shop/bar (where legend has it that the vagabonds and outlaws often frequented). 🤠
It’s like a time capsule waiting for a makeover – the ultimate DIY project for your inner home improvement guru. 🔨🕰️

Feel like you’re entering the gates of an exclusive club with the single and double gated entranceway, offering off-road parking that won’t make your car feel like it’s living in a shoebox. There’s even a large barn and woodstore for all your top-secret storage needs. 🚗🏡

Electricity? Smugglers Inn is living in the future with both single and 3-phase options. It’s been completely rewired and re-plumbed – because tangled wires and leaky pipes are so last century. ⚡🔧

Venture into the small orchard with various fruit trees – nature’s candy aisle right at your doorstep. The land area borders a stream, bringing you closer to the neighbors – the ducks and frogs in the water. 🦆🍏

Situated just off the quiet main road of Palamartsa, it’s walking distance to shops and bars – because who wants to drive when you can waltz to your local pub? A short 10-minute drive takes you to Popovo, a town with everything you could ever need, from shopping to swimming pools. Romania is just a scenic 1 hour and 20 minutes away, and Varna is a mere 2 hours (or 2.5 hours and €5 on the train) – because why not throw in some international flair? 🚗🌍

All this is yours for the asking price of only 49,000 leva / €25,000 / £21,350. Contact us today, and let the adventure at Smugglers Inn begin! 🏡🗝️✨